1. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ....
2. Stuff dead leaves into their new car's air system for their anniversary (confetti).
3. Teach their kids catch lines from 10 year old commercials (...whasuuuup).
4. Run around like a banshee, drink soda, and eat candy with their kids right before bedtime.
5. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ...
7. Skip a line in a list that you send to them.
8. Force them to watch Lawrence of Arabia nonstop without a bathroom break.
9. Have a machine call them up and when they pick up say "Please wait, (insert name here) will be with you shortly"
10. Create a blog site and ask them to read your endless ramblings.
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Once again I find myself here at JRR&R. Jay’s last post I found to be particularly humorous. Might I add that another thing that can be done is to go to all of your friends, friends’ blog and make annoying yet somewhat humorous post to them and then sign them with a made up name like Flipity Nerfgetaflugen. They wont know who you are but your friend who happens to be one of their friends as well will probably figure out that it is you posting on their other friends blog and be annoyed because you are bother their friends that you don't actually know. I know what you’re thinking, but you’re wrong. Good things DO come in little packages.
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